Harv |
Harv, the “Rock and Roll Bartender”
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Get to know Harv...
Harv was born into a life of privilege…. and subsequently booted from it.Harv was found to have no useful talents, he cant tie his own shoes (hence the Velcro), he cant walk and chew gum at the same time, he has issues with authority, finds learning painful, says “it gives me a headache”. No sense of direction (gets lost a lot) has no athletic talent (couldn’t catch a cold or throw a fit, wait he throws a lot of fits). He has been known to cry for no reason. Harv has no history of family (they don’t claim him); even his own child changed his name. His parents took him to kindergarten and moved. To say Harv is not bright is an insult to the “not bright” of the world. Really, Harv thought the high beams on a car would get him high. Harv was once found standing on the toilette when asked what he was doing he replied “trying to get high on the pot”. Indecently he thinks the only way to get tired is to run in front of cars. His girlfriend asked him “you want to come to the bedroom and rock my world”, so he did, but he threw stones at her, the boy is just not right in the head! Harv was once asked if he had any regrets in life he replied, “no thanks I already had lunch”. Harv wont go the 3D movies because he thinks they are porn, which is ironic because he has a collection of porn that would make Larry Flint blush. Harv can’t drive; he has the attention span of a gnat, not to mention the anatomical similarities as well. He has no fashion sense, again let me point out the Velcro, Harv thinks the Declaration Of Independence was a “dear John” letter, Harv uses a stamp for his signature, he cant spell his own name. He was asked to make up his mind on time and replied, “no I can’t cook”. To describe Harv physically, imagine a blank canvass and you have the look in his eyes…just a blank stare. You could say he is as forgettable a face in a “Where’s Waldo” book, but you already have forgotten him. Thin, frail, not attractive, U-G-L-Y, he aint got no alibi… get the point. How he ended up in radio? Well your guess is as good as mine and I’ve known the guy for years, I should really raise my standards in friends. Basically Harv is a moron with a voice, and if you listen to him, let be the first to say sorry, and if you think he would be offended by this, well he’s not smart and will think this is about another “Harv” at the same station that he hasn’t met yet, he’s a dumb ass….
Questions with Harv:
If they made the KHY movie my part would be played by?
Chris Elliot
What is your theme song?
Truckin' by the Dead
What is your favorite junk food?
I'm a sucker for good Ice Cream.
If you were not a DJ, what would you be?
Drive-thru guy at a Rax
Favorite place to hang out when not working?
Sofa City
3 website I check everyday
espn.com, Fark.com, wkhy.com
Favorite vacation destination?
The U P of Michigan
Craziest thing you've ever done?
Went to Woodstock '95 on a whim and a dare.
If you won a Grammy who would you thank?
Every person that I have come in contact with...really who does that?
Favorite TV show?
24
What was your first concert?
Sylvia (a free show / she sang country)
Most embarrassing moment?
The Sylvia show (ok my parents drug me there)
What is your most annoying habit?
Pointing out the obvious
Tell us your dirty little secret.
If I told you it wouldn't be a dirty lil secret
What is your pet peeve?
People who can't drive
If you won the powerball lottery for $100 million, what would you do?
Retire, buy an Island 11.5 miles off shore and live out my days drinking Margaritta's and Mai-tai's on the beach in a thong speedo
Top 3 bands.
Van halen (not Van Hagar) The Allmans, and The Screemin Cheetah Wheelies
If your significant other would allow you to have a “freebie” with anyone, who would it be?
Well, I dont have a significant other to speak of so I guess they would all be freebies!! Lucky Me!
